This opening paragraph caught my eye:
DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.He must have had a hot date, ya think? Kind of reminds me of "Raising Arizona" when Nicolas Cage robbed a store of "All your cash and this extra large box of Huggies."
...the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated...
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms - Yahoo! News
